It's time to get to know my co-worker a little better. That's why we're eating together today. I start first though because after all, I'm the boss and don't have to show any consideration for my foot people. My slave employee's stomach is already growling loudly, so I'm generous and give him some of my food. Pre-chewed and crushed, of course. His portion sticks under the sole of my boot. He hesitates but his job with me is so important to him that he now dutifully chews his food from the soles of my boots. He's doing so well that I'm thinking out loud about adjusting his employment contract again... (Part 3 of 5 from the full clip 'A week at the office')
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